Dear Towel. I love you.
September 7th, 2012
Dear Towel,
I love you. Yes, love. Little hearts circled around atop my head when I first spotted you at IKEA. On the drive home, I glanced a few times to the back seat to see how you were doing. With every glance I sighed and professed my love. I love you, Towelie.
Oh Towelie, I know you’re supposed to be a bathmat - but it breaks my heart to just toss you on the cold, cold floor.
There you go, Towelie - now I can see you every time I enter the bathroom. I smile every time I see you. All the more eager I am now to finish painting the not-my-taste green to the beautiful Clay Bisque on the other wall.
I love you so much Towelie that I could pee. Good thing I’m sitting in just the right spot.
And now, Towelie… it’s time for you to make some babies!
Posted in Quilty n Crafty |
Farting around with needle & thread and then blogging about it.
I’m so excited to be moving back near an Ikea!! I love that towel and I can’t wait to see the beautiful babies you make together.
September 7th, 2012Woman- you are crazy funny. Thanks for the giggles!
September 7th, 2012LOL
September 8th, 2012this is really cool towel:))
Sew funny! I love Towelie too. Off to Ikea I go…
September 8th, 2012Heheheh. Thanks for the chuckle this morning.
Unfortunately I suffer….no IKEA near me at all.
September 8th, 2012Good to see you’re back! Love your nightie.
How cool that the rug matches your pretty quilt. Even your bathroom is cute!
September 8th, 2012If I say that I have never been to IKEA, and there is one in my state an hour or so away, am I band from reading your blog? Shame on me. Love that towel! I can see that it went to a loving home!
September 8th, 2012That’s hilarious! My hackles were raised at that last bit, with the image of the rotary cutter after all those professions of love. Kinda scary. :)
September 8th, 2012This makes me happy, and sad. There is no IKEA where I live!
September 8th, 2012Seriously, you are so much fun! xoxo
September 8th, 2012Too funny, except for the coffee all over the keyboard! Love the little quilt too especially the quilting. Happy birthing Monica!
September 8th, 2012Lol. Thanks for the giggle.
September 8th, 2012hahaha! can’t wait to see what Towelie has for babies :)
September 8th, 2012Teehee ~ towelie will have beautiful babies (but doesn’t towelie need a mate?)!
September 8th, 2012I love Ikea too ~ got 2 great big red dressers for fabric (and yarn) storage ~ at an incredible price!
i can’t wait to see towelies babies! i love him…her too!
September 8th, 2012Omg, you are so darn funny. What a grand post that gave me a giggle and a big grin.
Now to find out how to get Ikea to come to my town. Lol….
September 8th, 2012I got a bit panicked when I saw the rotary cutter on the beautiful towel but then I scrolled down and saw the colour chart - phew!
September 8th, 2012P.S. Glad it’s not just me who gets ridiculously excited by stripy bath mats!!
Oh Monica, how I LOVE your humor. Thank you SO much for the laughs. I needed it. ;-)
September 8th, 2012Oh you make me laugh! Just made my morning! I can’t wait to meet towlies babies! :-)
September 8th, 2012You make me laugh big time!!! And I soooooo want to see the babies!
September 8th, 2012Hey…love that towel…and I’m so happy to know I’m not the only one who hangs quilts in the bathroom!!! I’m in good company for sure!
September 8th, 2012Ooo! I can see why you luv towlie. Maybe we chould throw you a “baby” shower - since we already know your colors and pattern! LOL. Ikea IS seriously addiciting. Thx for the post Monica!
September 8th, 2012Can you believe that there is not an IKEA in NH? Oh, the inhumanity if it! The closest one is hours away in Taxachusetts, I mean Massachusetts.
September 8th, 2012You are such a silly head.
September 8th, 2012Totally dig it! Need me a quilt in my bath too. :)
September 8th, 2012I love your point of view while sitting in the potty. You’ve inspired me to make a quilt for my 1950’s pink bathroom. :)
September 9th, 2012oh my gawd, you’re hysterical! Those damn swedes really know how to perk up a gal, don’t they?
September 9th, 2012I love this blog. It is so much fun to realize I am not alone in my insane (as it seems to the visually bland) response to fabric/color/patterns. Love Towellette, hope her pregnancy is quick. (Something tells me she will have multiples, a litter most likely)
September 9th, 2012I scarfed a dozen or so washcloths from B,B,&B because they were woven in this cool pattern and colors. They are in a box labelled “for inspiration”.
LOL hope the babies are cute!
September 9th, 2012Oh IKEA! Your towelie will produce some very good looking babies I’m sure. :) I can’t wait for the big reveal!
September 9th, 2012Haha. Love you so much I could pee. I have a kitchen towel (supposed to be a bathroom towel) from Ikea that I have similar feelings for.
September 10th, 2012So funny. Love the towel. But I had a hard time tearing my eyes away from the granny squares…
September 11th, 2012Now that’s frickin funny stuff right there. You made my day.
September 13th, 2012Oh gosh! Gasp! Soooo funny. Makes me want to run out to Ikea right now! :-)
September 13th, 2012Thanks again, Monica, for your inspiration! Went to Home Goods and bought a towel! No colorful stripes like yours. This one is pale gray and has soft, chiffon flowers at the bottom border. So pretty. Now who would have thought you would inspire someone to buy a towel??
September 15th, 2012You are so freakin’ funny, Monica! And I just love your granny square wall hanging with its lovely hand quilting :)
September 20th, 2012Haaa.What a hoot. I nearly picked up this exact bath mat at IKEA yet instead went for the pastel version of light turquoise and greens. Curious to see what “towel babies” turn into.
September 24th, 2012