I can tweet in jail, right?
May 20th, 2009
Doug Benson was one thing, but Julie Andrews? Oh yeah, I’ll be making big rocks into small rocks in no time at all.
Pam and I were all giggly-goo goofy over the new Moda Bakeshop ad that WE ARE IN. We were dying over it. Pam said she wanted to be singing like Julie Andrews on a rooftop about the ad (and Pamjooolie was born). Yeah, we love Moda THAT much.
If this photo suddenly disappears - please visit me at my new condo. Just ask Lil Kim where the sewing day-room is, and you’ll find me there. And if it’s not too much trouble… please bring me a cake, a file and an Ethernet cable.
(Please know that my attempt was not to mock incarceration and all the heartache associated with it - it’s my [hopefully] humorous attempt to point out what I did I know is wrong.)
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Farting around with needle & thread and then blogging about it.
You kill me :)! Congrats on the Moda ad. . .
May 20th, 2009Will they trust you with scissors?? That’s always my biggest “going to jail” fear….getting put in the sewing room but not getting any scissors. Would I use my teeth??? I feel an anxiety attack coming on.
May 20th, 2009These posts are just too funny! I’m laughing with each one…
May 20th, 2009I love that picture.. you’re so stinken clever. xo
May 20th, 2009Where can I see the add? I saw the first proof with lots of photos missing!
Oh, and you’re nuts! I mean that with the utmost respect!
May 20th, 2009That picture is fabulous! You are a photoshop genius. Congrats on being in the ad! You two are such celebrities.
May 20th, 2009bahahahahaha lil kim…a cake, file and ethernet cable…hahahahahahahaha.
the ad is gorgeous.
May 20th, 2009i didn’t make the cut this time, maybe next time.
:D
Laughing my butt off! You totally crack me up. I LOVE it. ooxx`jodi
May 20th, 2009I’m in my cubicle at work right now and I’m not supposed to be playing around on the internet, thanks to you I’m laughing my butt off hysterically…all alone and my co-workers must think I’ve finally lost my mind. Boy that was funny, thanks for the giggle and pray for me that I still have a job!
May 20th, 2009As usual, Mon, You Cwack me up!
Connie W
May 20th, 2009I KNOW! totally had to drag the husband in to look and see my FACE on there. told him he better watch out cause i may be getting some more famous gentelmen callers soon. he’s been on his best behavior
May 20th, 2009Oh my GOODness…This is so funny I can’t stand it. I laughed my head off and it’s rolling around on the floor, and I need some Depends. This made me feel better that our Gokey didn’t get to wow us with his vocal stylings last night. I’ll visit you in jail I promise! xo
May 20th, 2009So, I’ll serve time FOR you if you can attach my head to a body like ol’ Julie in her prime.
Permanently.
May 20th, 2009Girl, you are totally crazy. I love that about you! ;)
May 20th, 2009I don’t twitter, but if they take you away I will learn!
May 20th, 2009Dangit! If I’d known you’d be given a pdf to work with I wouldn’t have defaced my playbook! I SO could have gotten a ton for that on ebay.
May 20th, 2009And that’s obviously Pam in a Julie Andrews dress, so I don’t think you’ve got anything to worry about.
You always make me laugh. Where do you come up with this stuff? Congratulations on the Moda Bake Shop ad.
May 20th, 2009Sure, it’s wrong. It’s also AWESOME.
May 20th, 2009You crack me up!!! This picture is hilarious. Hehe…
May 20th, 2009We’ll never tell. You are so funny. Keep it coming, we all need to have a laugh.
May 20th, 2009Mmmpffh! (That’s me laughing and choking on my honey nut cheerios.) I should learn not to read your blog while my mouth is full. Too funny!!
May 20th, 2009I’m am SO confused! First of all…where is the ad? And second of all…what did you do wrong? Was it that last post??? This is apparently what happens when you’re in the middle of the country and don’t get out much. Most importantly, do you think they’ll let your sistas and hubby visit you in the klink???
May 20th, 2009okay, that is so funny! I am coming to Washington next month, maybe we could meet at a quilt shop??
May 20th, 2009I promise I am not some crazy blog stalker girl! okay crazy maybe but the rest is safe!
Nadine
The hills are alive - with the sound of my laughter!!! I love Julie Andrews- I love that photo and I love you for making me laugh…keep it up:)
May 20th, 2009Lori
You had me giggling like crazy…I almost fell off my perch!!! WOOOOHOOOO on the Moda Ad!
May 20th, 2009I heard that staying in a “condo” for 3-5 is “a good thing.”
And, btw. . .yesterday I “tweeted” that I have even begun to dream in 140 character tweets.
Fun, fun blog. Enjoyed my visit.
Cathy
May 21st, 2009Monica, that is just tooo funny! What a great start to my day. Thankyou.
May 21st, 2009Seriously you crack me up. Love the photo.
May 21st, 2009Hey, but you’ll get three hots and a cot!! And btw coffee shot through ones nose while reading your blog is not very attractive, thank goodness I was at home this time. You rock!! I will be singing about hills today and giggling spontaneously. Thanks!!! Better than that “cold cut” song and wishing….. Gotcha!! :)
May 23rd, 2009I just got the new issue of McCalls Quilting and there you are.. in print.. a gloss moda ad smack in the middle of the mag with you… as soon as i saw it i thought about this picture on your blog and had to come back and post!
May 23rd, 2009OH my gosh. Can i make that my desktop?? HIL-AR-IOUS!!!
May 26th, 2009Oh, Monica, I thought my days of visiting friends in jail were behind me. But, for you, I’ll do it!
May 26th, 2009Just checking in……did they really put you in jail ? :-) !!!!
May 27th, 2009I smiled when I got to back page of the age booklet! I thought…I recognize some of those bloggers! Congrats!
May 28th, 2009Apparently you are not able to Twitter from jail…it’s been 8 days since you last wrote. How are they treating you? Is the food edible? Do you get out into the exercise yard much? Play basketball? Lift weights? Run in place (because there is nowhere to run to?) Maybe you could design some really pretty accessories for your “big house” clothes. Or…how about some nifty pillow cases and toilet covers in some nice 100% cotton? *smile*
May 28th, 2009Very cute! I like it…
May 28th, 2009Hi Monica,
it´s the first time for me to leave a comment on your Blog. I´m Sarah´s “no Blog Sabine” and it´s really funny that you´ve been born in Germany and have a cousin called Sabine, too!
Kannst du eigentlich noch Deutsch? Sprechen und Schreiben? Wenn ja, bring Sarah doch mal ein bisschen bei? Das wäre super! Ich schaue auf jeden Fall jetzt öfter bei dir rein, dein Blog gefällt mir richtig gut!
Viele grüsse aus Deutschland,
Sabine
PS: Wo bist du denn geboren??
May 29th, 2009The hills are alive with the sound of….handcuffs snapping into place. Boy, and you’d think old Julie, portraying a nun and all, would have a better sense of humour. Sorry you’re locked up my friend. Can I bring you anything? A nailfile-filled cake perhaps?
May 30th, 2009I’m back to tell you that you’ve been tagged. Visit my blog to see what it’s about. :D
www.lilyhavencollection.blogspot.com
Shannon
May 31st, 2009OMG!!!! Did they really haul you off to the hooskow?? Haven’t heard from you in awhile… We’ll circle the wagons, from a posse or what ever needs to be done and bust you out! :) LOL
June 1st, 2009So maybe they really did lock you up, huh? Well, don’t worry when you get out. We’re here to update you on all that’s changed on the outside since you’ve been in the slammer. No prob.
June 4th, 2009Laugh?? I nearly wet my pants. You crack me up :)
June 4th, 2009Love Pammie in her new setting!
June 8th, 2009That is too funny! I just discovered your blog, and it’s a keeper. Gotta love a girl who quilts and makes you laugh!
I’ll donate to a bail fund if need be.:)
June 11th, 2009