In Hot Water
September 24th, 2008
Someone’s in hot water. Someone who was naughty. Very. Very. Very. Naughty. Someone was jealous of a fellow staff member (Triskit, who’s this month’s Employee of the Month). Someone else saw fit to take revenge into his own hands hand. Good thing I have cameras monitoring the staff.
Ouch. Ouch. It’s hot, Bob. Why are you doing this to me?
No. Bob. Seriously… it’s getting really hot! Say something, damn it. Stop looking at me with Dexter-eye. 
Maybe Mother Clucker can help me escape. I wonder where she is. Mmmm. Something smells good. Almost smells like Thanksgiving.
Oh no! It’s all making scents sense now! Mother Clucker… get out of there. Fast! And Bob, stop staring at me. You look like Jimmy Kimmel’s evil twin.
Scoot, scoot… get out of there fast. Fast. FASTER! Fly up and rescue me, oh Mother Clucker.
Giddy up. Clickclickclick.
Time for a little estrogen justice. Payback time.
So Bob… how do ya like me now, eh?
In Hot Water was brought to you by Palmolive Liquid and Folger’s Instant Crystals. Filmed before a live studio audience.
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Farting around with needle & thread and then blogging about it.
LOL … oh my that brought such a chuckle and a few giggles to my afternoon. Gotta love your live audience’s reaction. :-)
September 24th, 2008You are too funny! Thank you for that entertaining interlude.
September 24th, 2008That was too cute!! :)
September 24th, 2008You totally crack me up!! I love Mother Clucker. Did you have to bribe the studio audience to stay put with a nice little treat? How funny!
September 24th, 2008I love that crazy look in Bob’s eye. He is hilarious. And I’m very impressed that he did such a wonderful acting job while still holding his burger. And Triskit riding Mother Clucker??? You can’t say that sentence without cracking up. x
September 24th, 2008okay you crazy lady, what are you up too? You crack me up on the inside where it counts! So what do you think of Mccain bailing on the debates??
I just wish we could vote now and have his face off the t.v. and the other moron back to Alaska where she belongs!
September 24th, 2008HA! I love that last shot of the dog looking on very intently. He’s totally watching the Soap Operas! Hahaha! CUTE. I first thought Bob had one of those lobster claws for a hand. Why? I’m not sure. My powers of observation are not very good today.
September 24th, 2008Triskit told me to say Mother Clucker 10 times fast. It wasn’t pretty!!!
September 24th, 2008Puppy’s wishing there was Tivo.
September 24th, 2008When can we tune-in for the next episode?
Mother Clucker! You’re slaying me! haha
September 24th, 2008You are too clever. I see you have included another California icon in your story telling. I love to go to Bob’s Big Boy for my birthday which is right after turkey day! Thanks for all the fun.
September 24th, 2008What a great episode! Mother Clucker is my personal favorite :) Smells like Thanksgiving!
September 24th, 2008Mother Clucker? HILARIOUS!! You are too much!
September 24th, 2008It’s just not fair. You sew every day, have a perfectly clean house, probably cook all your meals, AND have time to play like this! I wish I knew your secret.
September 24th, 2008That last pic showing the Live Audience really made me laugh out loud. Too cute!! All of it. :-)
Your live doggie audience brought tears of joy and much laughter with my biggest and littlest big boys!!
September 25th, 2008What a fabulous unfolding drama.
Aussie Aussie Oi Oi Oi - I havent heard that in waaaaayy too long - thank you for uplifting me and temporarily bringing me a huge slice of home!
xo
Oh my goodness you are way too funny!!! I love reading your blog.
September 25th, 2008BestWishes
Brenda:)
I think you have WAAAYYYYy too much time on your hands! :) tee hee Your furbaby looks so adorable. :)
September 25th, 2008Oh my! Drama! I love reality blogging.
September 25th, 2008Dexter eye huh? Mother Clucker?
Good gravy.
xo
September 25th, 2008Monica you are ingenious. That was hilarious. Not only was Triskit and the scenery so cute to look at, the writing was better than half the sit coms on tv! I have a little stove I love. Yours is darling.
September 25th, 2008You obviously have way too much time on your hands.
September 25th, 2008Ha! That was too funny! Your pup looks thoroughly interested. You must be a very entertaining owner. LOL I have that same cookbook, BTW. Never used it seeing as I’m on the East coast.
September 25th, 2008I must learn not to read your blogs during lunch. A mouth full of cookies in the process of being washed down by a Coke wrecks havoc on my inner nose as I try to stiffle a laugh. The alternative is to spew on my keyboard - highly frowned upon by my employer. You are the bombidy bomb bomb!
September 25th, 2008I’d comment if I could stop laughing… :)
September 25th, 2008Oh honey - you are TOO funny!! Great writing, great pictures, love the stove, and I want it!!! You’re not givin’ it up, are you?
September 28th, 2008Tell us another story, please!!
You’re hysterical! Although one must ask what recreational things are going on with you and the “characters” out there!
September 29th, 2008girl, you are so wicked awesome.
love the “Dexter eyes” reference.
September 29th, 2008This just makes me laugh. Out loud! You crack me up … especially the last part about the live audience.
September 30th, 2008Well, luckily I was neither eating nor drinking when I came to the part about the live audience… or my keyboard would have been in mortal danger!
Thanks for the day-brightening laughter!!
Cath
October 2nd, 2008Did everyone in the studio audience go home with a gift? Did they? Huh? Huh? I want tickets to the next taping.
October 3rd, 2008I would love to see a running series of the show! Hmm, I wonder how Triskit is going to deal with evil genius Bob’s next revenge. Mwahahaha!
BTW, mother clucker is my @#$% from now on. Thanks!
October 4th, 2008Oh my goodness! Your creative genius knows no boundaries!
October 6th, 2008You take such nice pictures, seester! Even the natural lighting looks great (I’m soooo glad you never use flash). I think you need to invest in a Canon DSLR (like a used 30D, 40D or new 50D) and a 50mm f/1.4 lens (or an f/1.2 if you really want to spend the big bucks) and you’d have even AWESOMER photos!
October 6th, 2008I came over for a quick break and I’m so glad I did! This post just made my day. It’s sooooo cute and creative. Just like you!
October 7th, 2008Um, you’re hysterical and brilliant. Thanks for this.
+Jessie
October 9th, 2008a.k.a. The Hungry Mouse
That’s the funniest thing I have seen (scene) in awhile. Audience face says it all. The only thing missing from the audience were the crickets. Thanks for the chuckle today.
October 16th, 2008